A quote from Liz Lemon (sex tips from Liz Lemon)
"Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on."
A quote from http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com
"Dear Teachers,
We already taught your students the metric system. You can thank us later.
Sincerely, Your friendly neighborhood drug dealers."
We already taught your students the metric system. You can thank us later.
Sincerely, Your friendly neighborhood drug dealers."
(via sorrygirlsisuckdicks)
![The Office, Drug Testing
Jim Halpert: I’m just saying that you can’t be sure it wasn’t you.
Dwight Shrute: That’s ridiculous. Of course it wasn’t me.
Jim Halpert: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember.
Dwight Shrute: I would remember.
Jim Halpert: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?
Dwight Shrute: That’s not how it works!
Jim Halpert: Now, how do you know how it works?
Dwight Shrute: Knock it off, okay? I’m interviewing you!
Jim Halpert: No, you said I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here. [raising voice] NOW, EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ovp5OIja1qae6lso1_400.png)
The Office, Drug Testing
Jim Halpert: I’m just saying that you can’t be sure it wasn’t you.
Dwight Shrute: That’s ridiculous. Of course it wasn’t me.
Jim Halpert: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember.
Dwight Shrute: I would remember.
Jim Halpert: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?
Dwight Shrute: That’s not how it works!
Jim Halpert: Now, how do you know how it works?
Dwight Shrute: Knock it off, okay? I’m interviewing you!
Jim Halpert: No, you said I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here. [raising voice] NOW, EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?
A quote from Brodie, Mallrats
"Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking."
