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We already taught your students the metric system. You can thank us later.
Sincerely, Your friendly neighborhood drug dealers."
The Office, Drug Testing
Jim Halpert: I’m just saying that you can’t be sure it wasn’t you.
Dwight Shrute: That’s ridiculous. Of course it wasn’t me.
Jim Halpert: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember.
Dwight Shrute: I would remember.
Jim Halpert: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?
Dwight Shrute: That’s not how it works!
Jim Halpert: Now, how do you know how it works?
Dwight Shrute: Knock it off, okay? I’m interviewing you!
Jim Halpert: No, you said I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here. [raising voice] NOW, EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?