3 years ago

A quote from Liz Lemon (sex tips from Liz Lemon)

"Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on."

3 years ago

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A quote from http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com

"Dear Teachers,
We already taught your students the metric system. You can thank us later.
Sincerely, Your friendly neighborhood drug dealers."

3 years ago

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Ghana Spirit Dance - by Keith Wigdor

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crucifytheego:

Ghana Spirit Dance - by Keith Wigdor

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The Office, Drug Testing
Jim Halpert: I’m just saying that you can’t be sure it wasn’t you.
Dwight Shrute: That’s ridiculous. Of course it wasn’t me.
Jim Halpert: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember.
Dwight Shrute: I would remember.
Jim Halpert: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?
Dwight Shrute: That’s not how it works!
Jim Halpert: Now, how do you know how it works?
Dwight Shrute: Knock it off, okay? I’m interviewing you!
Jim Halpert: No, you said I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here. [raising voice] NOW, EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?

The Office, Drug Testing

Jim Halpert: I’m just saying that you can’t be sure it wasn’t you.

Dwight Shrute: That’s ridiculous. Of course it wasn’t me.

Jim Halpert: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember.

Dwight Shrute: I would remember.

Jim Halpert: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?

Dwight Shrute: That’s not how it works!

Jim Halpert: Now, how do you know how it works?

Dwight Shrute: Knock it off, okay? I’m interviewing you!

Jim Halpert: No, you said I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here. [raising voice] NOW, EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

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A quote from Brodie, Mallrats

"Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking."

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